GOD DAMN INFANTRY

pwnage's picture

THE DAMN INFRANTRY IS SCREWED THE F*CK UP.  I LOST 8 TANKS VS 5 INFANTRY. WTF WTF WTF

Bromley86's picture

Not in one turn I take it, as that would be impossible.

I can't even begin to think what the odds of losing that battle were :) .

Woodruff's picture

I've gotta be honest, Colton...I don't believe you.  That's not to say that situation couldn't happen.  I just don't believe YOU personally.  You've proven yourself to be too much of an attention-hog, and I think that's all this is.

 

pwnage's picture

Two turns actually but still lost 4 in one with maybe one tank on thier side.

pwnage's picture

Just happened all in one turn. 1 infantry 7 tanks and 2 SAMs lost against a smaller force.

Bromley86's picture

I've just had two wierd results myself.

2 defending infantry stood up to 8 tanks and 4 infantry.  Both sides lost 1 infantry.  I may well lose the game on those dice alone.

But it works the other way as well.  3 tanks and 1 infantry were attacked by a horde of, umm, 1 infantry.  He survived.  He killed my infantry.  Arrgh! 

pwnage's picture

It is screwed up. It was an assualt on the enemy's capital which failed and might cost me the game.

j35t3r's picture

Wait, why did Woodruff say my name in this thread??? This is an old thread and I didn't reply to it... So confused.

oVo's picture

I lost 2 bombers against 2 defending infantry and they had no casualties.. .

in another game I lost 2 fighters with 4 troop support to 4 tanks with 2 troops support...

and a dozen troops vs  nine tanks with no troop support.

It's best to be lucky because shit happens.

InGeneral's picture

I just had someone attack my capital with 10T 8I and get 12 hits, which is double the expectation for that attack force.  It happens!

mateuszbiernat's picture

i actually like those stats. war is unpredicable and shiet happens. sometimes smaller forces can defeat larger armmies.

oVo's picture

You just have to scrape the shiet off your shoes

and keep going.

docbrown's picture

Voted to ban this guy already.

kdoggiedog's picture

thanks doc!

InGeneral's picture

seconded.

Bromley86's picture

I always suspected that Clem was some sort of Trojan horse for the spammers.  Now we know :) .

Anyone seen this sort of spam before?  It's new to me.

fatshoe's picture

who is getting banned?

Bromley86's picture

stevemartyn, the spammer.  Clem had nothing to do with it other than typing out the same message (without spam links, of course) a couple of months ago.

Bromley86's picture

Need a second to ban.

Barka's picture

seconded - what do we follow Robert's Rules of order here?

 

Who is the secretary?  I want to be the treasurer.  Anybody have a gavel?

oVo's picture

Must be some sort of minimum wage job scanning and spamming forums. I'm supressing teh urge to follow those links and deposit some smelly old spam in their carts.

 

Has anyone encountered the BATTLESHIPS masquarading as troop transports on the open seas recently?

InGeneral's picture

No Roberts Rules, we just wing it.  Also, no secretary, as none of us wanted to take minutes. 

Bromley had a gavel for a while, but we drew the line when he insisted we call him Magistrate.

docbrown's picture

... wait ... You mean I don't have to keep calling Bromley "Supreme Lord and Master of BattleForces?"  And he was only making you call him "Magistrate?"